Wednesday, 1st April 2026

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Updated: 19:40 Wed, Apr 01 2026. (Last checked: 14 mins ago)

Japanese shipper MOL wants a floating datacenter, and Hitachi just climbed aboard - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:17:10 GMT)

Second-hand ship, seawater cooling, with operations eyed for 2027

Japan is getting more serious about floating datacenters, as Mitsui OSK Lines (MOL) has agreed to a deal with Hitachi to develop one with operations targeted for 2027 or later.…


Renewables reached nearly 50% of global electricity capacity last year - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:53:20 GMT)

Cool, but fossil-fuel additions and AI-era power demand still muddy the climate math

It was a strong year for renewable power expansion in 2025, with solar installations helping push renewables to nearly half of global electricity capacity, but that does not mean the world is yet on pace to meet its renewable energy commitments.…


OpenAI gets $122B to 'just build things' as the world blows them up - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:26:08 GMT)

War, oil shocks, and market nerves could yet knock the AI boom off course

Opinion OpenAI has secured an additional $122 billion in capital from a diverse group of investors and reached a nominal $852 billion valuation, the highest of any pre-IPO tech company.…


Ruby Central report reopens wounds over RubyGems repo takeover - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:37:11 GMT)

Board-backed account of maintainer ouster is unlikely to settle row over governance, control, and trust

Ruby Central, a nonprofit that supports the Ruby programming language ecosystem, just published an incident report regarding what it calls the September 2025 RubyGems fracture, when ownership of the GitHub code repository behind the RubyGems package manager was wrested from existing maintainers.…


'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 14:23:14 GMT)

We could tell you no for free

The UK government will spend about £630,000 running a discussion panel on its digital identity card plans, which minister James Frith said will "consider different perspectives and debate trade-offs" alongside a formal consultation.…


France buys nuclear supercomputing spinoff Bull from Atos for €404M - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 13:19:11 GMT)

Paris makes sovereignty play as it becomes sole shareholder

The French government has finally closed a deal to purchase the Advanced Computing assets of tech giant Atos, leading to the re-emergence of an old industry name: Bull.…


Virgin Galactic reopens ticket sales with out-of-this-world price hikes - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 12:34:11 GMT)

Flights to resume in 2026 before space tourism biz runs out of cash

Virgin Galactic has reopened suborbital ticket sales with a price rise and a promise for commercial spaceflight operations in Q4 2026.…


One in seven Americans are ready for an AI boss, but they might not trust it - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 11:29:07 GMT)

Poll finds 15% happy to take orders from a bot even as most question its output and fear job losses

Around 15 percent of Americans would be willing to work for an AI boss, according to a new poll that suggests while robots are not exactly welcome in the corner office, the idea no longer seems quite so far-fetched.…


AI server farms heat up the neighborhood for miles around, paper finds - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 10:30:10 GMT)

Researchers say localized warming can extend well past site edges, raising concerns about community impact

Datacenters create heat islands that raise surrounding temperatures by several degrees at distances up to 10 km (over 6 miles), which could have an impact on surrounding communities.…


We know what day it is but these Raspberry Pi price hikes are no joke - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 09:28:08 GMT)

Hot DRAM! Who is going to drop nearly $400 on an underpowered Linux computer?

Raspberry Pi has introduced a 3 GB variant of the Pi 4 as soaring memory costs are passed on to customers.…


UK manufacturers under cyber fire with 80% reporting attacks - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:30:06 GMT)

ESET says factory outages, lost revenue, and supply chain disruption are becoming routine

Nearly 80 percent of British manufacturers say they've been hit by a cyber incident in the past year, as new research suggests disruption on the factory floor is no longer an exception but business as usual.…


Claude Code source leak reveals how much info Anthropic can hoover up about you and your system - (pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 07:00:12 GMT)

If you loved the data retention of Microsoft Recall, you'll be thrilled with Claude Code

Anthropic's Claude Code lacks the persistent kernel access of a rootkit. But an analysis of its code shows that the agent can exercise far more control over people's computers than even the most clear-eyed reader of contractual terms might suspect. It retains lots of your data and is even willing to hide its authorship from open-source projects that reject AI.…


Don't open that WhatsApp message, Microsoft warns - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:18:14 GMT)

How to avoid social engineering attacks? Employee training tops the list

Be careful what you click on. Miscreants are abusing WhatsApp messages in a multi-stage attack that delivers malicious Microsoft Installer (MSI) packages, allowing criminals to control victims' machines and access all of their data.…


Gmail celebrates 22 years by finally letting users change their addresses - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:59:16 GMT)

Congratulations, XxXh4xx0r420xXx, you can now use that account in your professional life, too

If you're embarrassed by your Gmail address but haven't wanted to start a new account for fear of losing messages, we have good news. Ahead of Gmail's 22nd anniversary on Wednesday, Google says it is now letting US users change their account username.…


Iran targets M365 accounts with password-spraying attacks - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:09:53 GMT)

Researchers say some targets correlate with cities hit by Iranian missile strikes

Suspected Iran-linked threat actors are conducting password-spraying attacks against hundreds of organizations, primarily Middle Eastern municipalities, in campaigns that security researchers believe may have been aimed at supporting bomb-damage assessment following missile strikes.…


Oracle cuts jobs across sales, engineering, security - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 17:42:27 GMT)

Big Red declines comment as reports point to layoffs in the thousands

Oracle laid off thousands of employees on Tuesday as it ramps spending on AI infrastructure projects internally and with major technology partners.…


Anthropic goes nude, exposes Claude Code source by accident - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 17:02:34 GMT)

Oopsy-doodle: Did someone forget to check their build pipeline?

Would you like a closer look at Claude? Someone at Anthropic has some explaining to do, as the official npm package for Claude Code shipped with a map file exposing what appears to be the popular AI coding tool's entire source code.…


Leaked memo suggests Red Hat's chugging the AI Kool-Aid - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 16:15:16 GMT)

Sounds like an excellent time to start honing your Debian skills

Exclusive An internal memo dispatched by senior execs at Red Hat suggests the software biz is starting to push AI tooling within its Global Engineering department. RHEL may be about to get some Windows 11-style "improvements."…


UK watchdog targets Microsoft licensing in cloud competition probe - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 16:12:37 GMT)

CMA to assess whether the company's terms unfairly favor Azure over rival platforms

The UK's competition watchdog will investigate Microsoft's business software ecosystem over concerns that its licensing policies reduce competition in the cloud market.…


Starlink sprays debris into orbit following another satellite 'anomaly' - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 15:44:06 GMT)

No risk to ISS or Artemis, but not ideal for operator peace of mind

Starlink satellite 34343 has suffered an "anomaly on-orbit," spraying debris at an altitude of approximately 560 km above Earth.…


Mars coughs up another maybe-life clue in the form of nickel compounds - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 15:01:10 GMT)

Perseverance found the minerals in an ancient river channel, but researchers say geology may still beat biology

A team of scientists in the US have discovered nickel compounds in Martian rocks, in an arrangement similar to organic carbon compounds understood to be formed by living organisms on Earth.…


ServiceNow allegedly says salesman 'overachieved' and is not entitled to comp - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:55:12 GMT)

The 13-year sales vet closed two deals worth $27 million, but ServiceNow has “nullified” his compensation saying he “overachieved” his quota.

ServiceNow is refusing to pay a salesman commissions on more than $27 million in sales, telling the 13-year veteran of the company that he "overperformed" his quota and insisting that instead he sign paperwork that retroactively reduces the commission amount, according to a federal lawsuit filed by the salesperson. ServiceNow has denied all his claims.…


Microsoft reaches for yet another out-of-band patch to deal with latest update issue - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:29:06 GMT)

Weren't these supposed to be 'atypical'?

Microsoft is preparing another out-of-band update to address its latest problematic update following reports of installation errors.…


Raspberry Pi leans into semiconductors as sales climb – especially in US and China - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:45:11 GMT)

Chip shipments overtake boards and modules as industrial demand grows, raising questions about hobbyist roots

Raspberry Pi has reported impressive revenue and profit growth, but its hobbyist origins risk taking a backseat amid soaring semiconductor shipments.…


Arm says agentic AI needs a new kind of CPU. Intel's DC chief isn't buying it - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:00:09 GMT)

Cores it's got what agents crave

Interview In recent weeks, the likes of Nvidia and Arm have revealed CPUs designed expressly to run AI agents like OpenClaw.…


Ubuntu 26.04 beta arrives packing GNOME 50, which no longer supports Google Drive - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 12:20:10 GMT)

Yep, you read that right. And there's no official Linux client from Google

Canonical has just released the beta of the next Ubuntu LTS – but what's grabbed the attention of many is that it features GNOME 50 as its default desktop environment. And GNOME 50 no longer supports Google Drive.…


Anthropic admits Claude Code users hitting usage limits 'way faster than expected' - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 11:45:11 GMT)

Unexpected quota drain prompts complaints, breaks automated workflows

Users of Claude Code, Anthropic's AI-powered coding assistant, are experiencing high token usage and early quota exhaustion, disrupting their work.…


Usage pricing leaving software vendors guessing what lands on the invoice - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 11:00:13 GMT)

'Converting AI capability into sustainable, auditable revenue remains a challenge' says PwC survey

Software companies are leaving money on the table because their core financial systems haven't kept pace with the way they sell pay-per-use services, which often now incorporate AI capabilities.…


Supply chain blast: Top npm package backdoored to drop dirty RAT on dev machines - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 10:29:10 GMT)

Hijacked maintainer account let attackers slip cross-platform trojan into 100M-downloads-a-week Axios

Updated One of npm's most widely used HTTP client libraries briefly became a malware delivery vehicle after attackers hijacked a maintainer's account and slipped a remote-access trojan (RAT) into two seemingly legitimate axios releases, in what's being described as "one of the most impactful npm supply chain attacks on record."…


Android keyboard ditches keys entirely, predicts what you mean - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 09:27:15 GMT)

Aimed at blind tablet users, although it's winning sighted fans too

TapType is a new Android keyboard that's invisible. You can't see it – but that's OK, neither can its developer nor some of its target users.…


Contracts are in C++26 despite disagreement over their value - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 08:28:11 GMT)

Inventor Bjarne Stroustrup argues feature is neither minimal nor viable

The ISO C++ committee (WG21) has approved the C++26 standard, described by committee member Herb Sutter as the most compelling release since C++11, and including Contracts, despite opposition to the feature from C++ inventor Bjarne Stroustrup, among others.…


Memory-makers' shares are down. Some RAM prices have eased. Blaming Google is not a good idea - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 05:46:40 GMT)

Chocolate Factory boffins have found a way to reduce AI’s memory use, but don’t assume that means less demand for DRAM

The high cost of memory has sideswiped the technology industry, causing server vendors to admit their quotes are guesstimates and depressing sales of PCs and smartphones. Nobody is immune: Microsoft used the RAM panic as cover for fixing Windows 11’s memory gluttony, and Sony suspended orders for compact flash and SD cards because it can’t buy the chips to build them.…


Surprise! Big Tech has been a bit rubbish at enforcing Australia’s kids social media ban - (pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 01:43:18 GMT)

Regulator ‘moving into an enforcement stance’ and investigating Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat as millions continue to doomscroll

Australia’s eSafety Commission is “moving into an enforcement stance” after finding that Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat haven’t done enough to comply with the nation’s social media minimum age (SMMA) obligation, which bans social media outfits from providing their services to children under 16 years of age.…


GitHub backs down, kills Copilot pull-request ads after backlash - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:47:24 GMT)

Letting Copilot alter others' PRs was the wrong judgment call, says product manager

Updated Microsoft has done a 180. Following backlash from developers, GitHub has removed Copilot's ability to stick ads - what it calls "tips" - into any pull request that invokes its name. …


OpenAI patches ChatGPT flaw that smuggled data over DNS - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:36:29 GMT)

Check Point says outbound controls blocked web traffic but overlooked DNS

OpenAI talks up data security for its AI services, yet Check Point says that ChatGPT allowed data to leak through a DNS side channel before the flaw was fixed.…


US PC shipments to fall 13% as memory and storage crunch hits budget systems - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:44:18 GMT)

Omdia says education, consumer, commercial, and public sector demand will weaken through 2026

US PC shipments are set to fall by 13 percent this year thanks to the ongoing memory and storage crisis, and things are not expected to get better until next year at the earliest, with budget PCs hardest hit.…


Telnyx joins LiteLLM in latest PyPI package poisoning tied to Trivy breach - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:42:55 GMT)

Also, EU probes Snapchat, RedLine suspect extradited, AstraZeneca leak claim surfaces, and more

infosec in brief The cybercrime crew linked to the Trivy supply-chain attack has struck again, this time pushing malicious Telnyx package versions to PyPI in an effort to plant credential-stealing malware on developers’ systems.…


FCC says it's making it easier for US telcos to ditch legacy lines - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:48:07 GMT)

But critics say stopping some engineering tests is not the sort of corner you want to cut

America's telecoms regulator has unveiled new measures to speed the transition to modern high-speed networks, but critics argue the move could leave behind those in rural areas or with special needs.…


Artemis II countdown begins as NASA prepares for crewed Moon flyby - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:03:05 GMT)

Orion's four astronauts edge toward liftoff for humanity's first lunar voyage in more than 50 years

NASA is preparing to send astronauts around the Moon, with the Artemis II mission countdown set to begin tonight.…


UK fines Irish Apple outpost over sanctions-busting payments to Russian dev - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 15:09:11 GMT)

Regulator says payments totaling £635K reached entity owned and controlled by a designated person

The UK government has fined an Apple subsidiary £390,000 for breaching sanctions on Russia after it sent more than £600,000 to a developer linked to a designated entity.…


SAP looking to pull more external data into its AI platform with Reltio acquisition - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 14:36:13 GMT)

Merger positioned to boost appeal of ERP giant's Business Data Cloud

SAP is to acquire master data management and data integration specialist Reltio with the promise of helping integrate data from outside the vendor's broad application portfolio into its AI platform.…


Citrix NetScaler bug exploited in days, may be multiple flaws in a trench coat - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 13:49:12 GMT)

Researchers say attackers are already looting vulnerable boxes

In-the-wild exploitation of a critical Citrix NetScaler bug has begun less than a week after disclosure, with researchers warning that attackers are already poking and pillaging vulnerable boxes.…


South Korean AI chip startup Rebellions eyes new shores for rack-scale invasion - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 13:01:07 GMT)

Funding round comes ahead of planned IPO

GPU-makers like Nvidia and AMD may dominate the AI infrastructure market, but there are still more than a few AI chip startups knocking around.…


Microsoft Fabric Database Hub only a 'partial' solution for admins - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 12:23:11 GMT)

Could help break silos, but users should take wait-and-see approach to system limited to Microsoft DBs and DBaaS

Microsoft's new Fabric Database Hub is a "partial solution" for enterprises relying on systems outside the vendor's portfolio, but within these confines, it could make databases more connected and manageable, say analysts reacting to the news.…


Microsoft yanks Windows 11 preview update after install failures - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 11:44:11 GMT)

KB5079391 pulled after some devices hit errors, adding to recent quality woes

Microsoft has halted the rollout of a Windows update after some users encountered installation errors.…


Humanoid robots one tiny step closer to exterminating autoworkers' jobs - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 11:00:15 GMT)

Torso on a trolley tries its hands in warehouse role

That's one small step for Humanoid, or rather a short factory floor traversal. The UK-based robotics biz says it has completed a proof-of-concept test showing its rolling robot can be deployed in a production environment to help with automotive manufacturing.…


European Commission admits attackers broke into public web systems, but says little else - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 10:15:13 GMT)

Brussels notifying 'Union entities' whose data may've been snatched in websites breach

The European Commission has admitted that attackers broke into its public-facing web infrastructure and siphoned off data in a bare-bones disclosure that answers the what but ducks most of the how.…


Google is to journalism what Vikings were to monks. Now their man will run the BBC - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 09:03:14 GMT)

Canny planning or dangerous compromise? Matt Brittin takes the hotseat at a pivotal moment

Opinion The BBC has a new head honcho in waiting, the Director-General designate Matt Brittin. His job: helming one of the world's most famous and oldest international media brands, one with a vast and sensitive domestic position. His last job: President of EMEA Business and Operations at Google. You can imagine a greater culture clash, but you'll have to work at it.…


Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 07:30:15 GMT)

Career-limiting stupidity and rudeness exposed, with terminal consequences

Who, Me? The week before Easter may be a short one for many in the Reg-reading world, but that won't stop us from opening it with a fresh installment of Who, Me? It's the reader-contributed column in which you share stories of things you did at work that had interesting consequences.…


US foreign router ban criticized for being ‘industrial policy disguised as cybersecurity’ - (pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 04:31:17 GMT)

Public policy professor says it will make America less secure but hits Netgear’s lobbying goals

The United States’ ban on foreign-made SOHO routers won’t improve security, and only makes sense as “industrial policy disguised as cybersecurity,” according to Milton Mueller, Professor at the University of Georgia’s School of Public Policy and founder of its Internet Governance Project.…

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